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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Accept Jesus Christ, or be prepared to take the heat.

An opportunist is a person who does what you thought about doing.

An optimist is one who can always see the bright side of the other person's problems!

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

Be an organ donor. Give your heart to Jesus.

Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them. 25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

"Dear God, I have a big problem ? me."

Did you ever stop to think that a mediocre person is always at his best?

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.

Eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done.

Exercise daily ? Walk with God.

Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

Friends don't let friends die without Jesus.

Give God what's right -- not what's left.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Give your troubles to God ? He will be up all night anyway.

God and kids hate divorce. Do you?

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Growing old is inevitable ? Growing up is optional.

Having a sharp tongue may cut your own throat.

He who angers you controls you.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

Hell has no fire escapes and Heaven needs none.

Help fight truth decay? Read your Bible.

I must do something"" will always solve more problems than ""Something must be done.

If at first you don't succeed, don't stop. Set a new goal, and try harder.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

It is a sick society where babies are as disposable as diapers.

It is easier to build strong children than to repair adults.

It's amazing how much work is accomplished when no one worries who gets the credit.

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.

Living the Good Life will avoid the death sentence.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position."

Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

The best things in life are not things.

The best vitamin for the Christian is B1.

The best way to move mountains is to begin with molehills and work your way up.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

Too many of us complain that our days are few while acting as if they will never end.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

We make a  Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

What on earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?

When God ordains, He sustains.

When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

When schools had prayer and Bibles, they didn't have drugs or guns.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

You can trust a Man who died for you.