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Preacher Quits Sports
Want to know why?

1.   Every time I went, they asked me for money.
2.   The people with whom I had to sit didn't seem very friendly.
3.   The seats were too hard and not comfortable.
4.   The coach never came to call on me.
5.   The referee made a decision with which I could not agree.
6.   I was sitting with some hypocrites - they came only to see what others were wearing
7.   Some games went into overtime, and I was late getting home.
8.   The band played some numbers that I had never heard before.
9.   The games are scheduled when I want to do other things.
10.  My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
11.  Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches anyhow.
12.  I don't want to take my children, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

For His Cause,
Tim Woodward